Shocked, We Tell You!
Some porky old fart was unexpectedly crowned 2013 Dayton King of the Hams as thousands of amateur radio operators converged on this annual Woodstock of stardust and golden agers.
Like all royal ops, His Serene Highness King Gus stands by no ceremony when it comes to QSOs.
"Just call me Big Guy!" he boomed. "Or you can call me Maximum Gus...or you can call me King Juan Carlos...but don't call me late for dinner or I'll have to pull the Big Switch, HAW HAW HAW!"
With so much good humor, gravitas and all around amateur savoir-faire, His OMness will have pick of the litter when it comes to hospitality suite invitations.
If you see him wandering the arena with a glazed look in his eye, draw his attention to the QSL card pinned to his sleeve and help the porky OF get his bearings.
Shake his hand by all means, but never pull his finger.
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Top Dogs !
We bad. We cool.
We dominated from the K1NSS SuperShack of Solitude deep in the foothills of Catskill Mountains.
One transmitter. One hundred watts. Three faces for radio.
The few...stood against many.
A multitude of ENY multiop single transmitter low power stations massed against a motley crew. Yet Jeff K1NSS and Paul W1GUH prevailed, despite overwhelming odds and Dash!The Dog-Faced Donut-Eating Dupe Magnet.
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If you approve the design, my rate is $25/hr for finished digital art, including both print and web-resolution files.
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